Whew! Sweeps Month's Almost Over

Tired of 11pm news teasers for that common and seemingly harmless household item that could kill you? Or of the sex, sex, sex secret brothel that could be next door to YOUR home? Or may you're tired of teasers for the latest fad that YOUR child could be engaging in in YOUR own home under YOUR own eyes?

Well lucky for all of us, we've got two months until February sweeps to live our lives in blissful ignorance.

Or, as it's known at the White House, just another day.