Thursday, January 19, 2006

Not so Gentle Ben

Well, well, well, guess who's back on the air. None other than everybody's favorite Islamic holy warrier, cum bizarro world member, Bin Laden. His new tape is out and the madman hasn't lost any of his psycho rage. Apparently now they're going to attack us, or maybe call a truce based on "just conditions" that they will stick to. And just so we'll know they'll stick to them, he tells us that they "are a nation that God banned from lying and stabbing others in the back."

Ok, well not being personally acquainted with Bin or other holy warriers from the bizarro planet of jihad, I can't say whether or not they actually stick to the ban on lying or not. But the stabbing others in the back thing? Uh... hmmm. I think that one pretty much got blown away.

Sorry Bin, you and your truce don't seem to hold water. But don't let that stop you from playing another round of this game. Have you ever tried to see what might happen if you tied a noose around your neck and jumped off a tall building? Oh heck, just try the jumping off a tall building part. We'll get back to you on the other.

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