The 23rd Qualm--

Passed along from a friend of the board, Margaret. It went through many hands to get here, so I don't know who to credit, but thanks to the creative brain behind this:

The 23rd Qualm--
(with apologies to King David)

Bush is my shepherd, I dwell in want.
He maketh trees to be cut down in national forests,
He leadeth trucks into the wilderness,
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit,
For thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term.
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.