The Tabloid Report

As usual, I have made my weekly survey of news from the tabloids, and the results are in:

The Weekly World News reports that we now have the first human ever hatched from an egg. Details are sketchy, but this development is rumored to come from the Andes somewhere. Also, Nature, Mother Nature, has been diagnosed as bipolar by a plurality of scientists. I wonder whether she will now need meds...and Princess Diana is set to host "The View," presumably from a remote location, after the coming Rosie-Babawawa implosion. I guess this represents progress of a sort...

In other news, probably from the Sun, Prince William has eloped. I am thrilled to the marrow.

That is all.