Was it . . . SATAN?
Apparently so. Utah Republican state delegate Don Larsen has discovered the REAL SECRET behind immigration into the U.S. It is part of SATAN'S plan to destroy the US by "stealth invasion."
Apparently Larsen has managed to frighten off the rest of his state party, as they rush to microphones to assure people that he doesn't speak for them. But really, don't you just KNOW that the party faithful are out there slapping hands to heads and exclaiming, "I KNEW IT! The Devil!"
According to the newly designated delegate from Pluto, Larsen said, "In order for Satan to establish his 'New World Order' and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S. The mostly quiet and unspectacular invasion of illegal immigrants does not focus the attention of the nations the way open warfare does, but is all the more insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."
Of course, this does beg the big question. Which is truly the work of the Devil. Immigration? Or Rep. Larsen's existence?
Apparently Larsen has managed to frighten off the rest of his state party, as they rush to microphones to assure people that he doesn't speak for them. But really, don't you just KNOW that the party faithful are out there slapping hands to heads and exclaiming, "I KNEW IT! The Devil!"
According to the newly designated delegate from Pluto, Larsen said, "In order for Satan to establish his 'New World Order' and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the Scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S. The mostly quiet and unspectacular invasion of illegal immigrants does not focus the attention of the nations the way open warfare does, but is all the more insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."
Of course, this does beg the big question. Which is truly the work of the Devil. Immigration? Or Rep. Larsen's existence?
posted by Anonymous at 5:15 PM
3 Comments:
LOL!! That takes the misappropriation criminal thinking error to a whole new level.
Gosh darn it! just when you think utah might be coming around, it does something disappointing like this. they're off the list again!!
is satan's new world order anything like PNAC? just curious.
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