Cheap Shots

Ok, I admit it, these are cheap shots. But does that mean we can't enjoy them?

From the lips of George W. Bush

Dec. 1, 2005 - on Condoms (or is it condems?)
"We're workin' with our partners to expand prevention efforts, that emphasize abstinence, being faithful in marriage, and using condems correctly.

Nov. 29, 2005 - in El Paso
"This is an urban environment. Right over here is Juarez. And people are able to easily come into the border - into Texas, in this part of - in part of the border."

Nov. 19, 2005 - Osan Air Base, Osan, S. Korea
"You're serving the cause of liberty on distant frontiers, and I bring a message from home. Your Commander-in-Chief is proud of you, and so is the American people."

Nov. 8, 2005 - US - S. Korean relations
"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good."

Oct. 4, 2005 - on Harriet Miers' nomination
"I think it's important to bring somebody from outside the system, the judicial system, somebody that hasn't been on the bench and, therefore, there's not a lot of opinions for people to look at."

Sept. 20, 2005 - from Gulfport, Mississippi
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."

Sept. 5, 2005 - from Poplarville, Mississippi
"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."

June 29, 2005 - on visiting Denmark
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

And my personal favorite: - seeing a map of Brazil on Nov. 6, 2005

"Wow, Brazil is big."