The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Rules!

Ok Pat, you're in trouble now! Intelligent Design isn't to be mocked. How dare you try and take a strangle-hold on it be teaching only one creation theory. As the leader of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster reminds us, "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."

I'd be careful Pat, you don't want the Flying Spaghetti Monster coming after you!

(Although I, personally, would pay to watch that.)