It's Just So Hard to Govern When Your Party Controls Everything

Come on Bushie boy - who's to blame for your programs going all wicky-wacky this year? The Senate? the House? Try again. But when your beloved Spy on Anyone Whenever I Want plan starts to fall apart, what's a boy to do? Well of course you round up all the usual suspects and those rebellious Republicans and let them have it. As bushie said, "The senators obstructing the Patriot Act need to understand that the expiration of this vital law will endanger America and will leave us in a weaker position in the fight against brutal killers."

Yes, of course, THAT'S IT! Call them sissies. Call them wimps.

Or, maybe call them the only folks around right now on the Hill with the guts to stand up for what this country stands for. Bushie, killing the patient to save it went out with the dark ages.