The Next Big Thing

...is a ringtone celebrating a storied moment in Spanish-Venezuelan relations involving the king of Spain and President-perhaps-for-life Hugo Chavez. It has made a couple million for enterprising Spaniards, and the Venezuelans have gotten a lot of mileage out of it, too. Where do I get mine? It seems certain to enter the current-event gifts Hall of Fame, right up there with the Spiro Agnew Mickey Mouse Watch--which, if it talked, would say quite a few things considerably worse than a mere "Shut up!"