I've Got it! I Know What Happened!

If you've been following the news lately, you've probably missed the best story of the month - a woman who filed a restraining order against David Letterman because "after she began sending Letterman 'thoughts of love'" after his show began in 1993, he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come east. Nestler said Letterman asked her to be his wife during a televised 'teaser' for his show by saying, 'Marry me, Oprah.' Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time."

Don't you see, THIS IS THE ANSWER! Apparently Saddam Hussein was sending coded words and gestures to Bush asking that the US invade Iraq and overthrow him.

Too bad Hussein didn't think of getting a restraining order.