When All Else Fails, Look to Nixon for Inspiration

Yeah, that can't go wrong.

In light of the revelations that our own government has been secretly spying on us (in addition to the publically announced spying they said they'd do through the non-Patriot Act), the government had only one choice!

To come clean with the public and ask for its support?

nah, of course not!

A Justice Dept. offical told CNN that "he Justice Department has opened an investigation of the unauthorized disclosure of classified information related to the NSA."

Ok, now you'll want to compile that list of names into an official enemy's list,
And then sneak into the doctors' offices of anyone who may be on that list,
But this time, for goodness sake, DON'T tape it!