Friday, February 22, 2008

Get your piece of the action now!

This comes courtesy of a NFOGWB, non-friend of G.W. Bush...

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. The Library will include:

* The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
* The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
* The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
* The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
* The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
* The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (Which no one has been able to find).
* The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
* The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
* Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) just about anything including an election.
* The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
* Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.
* To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

Get your check ready...I'm sure you will want to fork over for this unique tribute to our 43rd President!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it! Thanks for sharing.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Carol Gee said...

BUCKAROOSKIDOO - Great post. I feel especially pushed out of shape that the thing is going to be not far from where I live here in Texas.
My countdown clock to the end of OCP's term shows 300+ days. But that won't end it. Our local news will be splashed with the latest on Moving Home to Highland Park, Ground Breaking for the Library, going down to the Ranch for the Weekend, etc.
I won't be able to get away from it. Can I move to Washington?

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carol, we'd take you here in Washington, but remember, it's a nice enough city, but for some reason, people send seriously loser congressfolk here to keep them out of their home states & out of trouble there.

5:07 PM  

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