Pity Dover, Penn.

These poor citizens, by proclaiming that they didn't want their children to be raised as idiots, have drawn down the wrath (no, not of God - I mean, let's face it, do YOU dare to speak for God?) but of Pat "I know what God wants" Robertson. After warning Orlando, Florida that by not being intolerant towards gays they were begging for a hurricane (wait, didn't the hurricanes miss Orlando this year?), he's decided that "if there is a disaster in [Dover, Penn], don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."

Apparently, in his wisdom (or is that apparently brain damaged old age state), Pat has decided that a rejection of teaching [un]intelligent design is the same thing as rolling out the welcome mat for Satan. Look again Pat, Satan's been too busy wrapping himself up in the Republican leadership to have time worrying about the Dover, Penn. school board.