Dirty Rice

Pitty poor Condi - off in Europe trying to explain her boss's "we don't torture" policy to countries where the "we don't torture" detainment planes land or fly over. Apparently the German parliament (you remember Germany - the country that started two world wars in the 20th century) wants to know what the US military was doing with the 400+ flights that landed in Germany or passed through their airspace.

Hey Germany, we OWN your butts now. So just sit there and smile while we use your country any which way we want. Right Condi? I mean, who are WE to be lectured on humanity by Germans!

Ya gotta give Condi credit. Her argument? That we CAN'T HANDLE the truth. That they NEED us on that wall. If we weren't off not torturing people on those planes, Europe would be swarming with terrorists if it weren't for us giving them free rides once and a while.

And when Amnesty International said that US "we don't torture" planes had made 50 landings in Ireland, Condi responded by saying that that airport had not been used for "anything untoward." Well good to know they moved the guys out of the airport terminals before not torturing them. I mean really, nothing like watching prisoners not being tortured to really throw a damper on the pre-holiday travel crowd.