Should We Provide an Amnesty for Conservatives?

As the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfled/Rove/GOP approval numbers continue to plummet, while the group at the top continue to support their murderous misadventures in the mideast and call for more and more public funds to support it, while their friends in the oil industry gather in record profits and the GOP senate & house members take whole pigs home to their friends, we're seeing an interesting phenomena -- conservatives fleeing their lord and masters in disgust.

Should we, as a nation of immigrants, offer amnesty to these turncoat conservatives? Men and women who did all they could to sink the Kerry campaign and keep their boys in power? Men and women who pushed for the war, for the GOP-controlled Congress, no matter what?

Men and women who have finally woken up to see what their blind devotion to the Bush/Cheney/GOP cause has bought us in the way of record deficits, plummeting world opinion and a rise in anti-Americanism across the globe. Men and women who threatened to run us over when our bikes got too near their Hummers, who laughed at global warming until it started sending record hurricanes into their laps, who would do, say and pay anything to keep their boys in power.

I'm a kind-hearted person, but I say there is no room in my America for those conservatives now fleeing the results of their own mindless opportunism. But I hear the weather in Mexico is almost always sunny. I'm willing to work out a trade.