The Senate is sur le qui vive

Thank goodness for our Senators, who are always on the job for us American people and have just decreed that English shall be the lone official language of these United States. Now that we have this precious piece of legislation, I just know I'll sleep better because it will be in clear violation of the law of the land to turn in papers with gems like this: "Under Stalin's idea, the generalisimmo propsed to Impact the end of the Cold war in a copacetic way." That might be something that looks like English, but no one I know talks like this. They only WRITE like this, and it should be against the law.
If persistent Spanish speakers are to be prosecuted, persistent writers with phraseology like this will also be nabbed, right? Right??