Well That Certainly Makes Up For Everything

Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling have been found guilty as sin. No surprise there. Problem is, apparently the death penalty isn't available for this.

Too bad.

Oh wait, that's right, I'm opposed to the death penalty. Ok, how about this, anyone who gets convicted of lying, cheating and stealing to line their pockets while bankrupting their employees gets a free ticket to Iraq where they get quick training in finding and disarming IEDs.

Have fun boys.